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The Drew Show, Part 2

I have made every attempt to ignore the existence of my ex-best friend/existential warrior Drew.

It seems that every time he does something funny I of course hear about it. So I have decided to stop fighting it. Our messiah friend will be a part of my life whether I like him to be or not.

So this morning I got a very hilarious voicemail forwarded to me from Kim. I guess Drew has recently gained the ability to see how people die, and he let Kim know how I was going to go.

In about a year, there will be a zombie outbreak on earth. I will be the very first person to die in this outbreak! That is pretty amazing news to me. Even if a zombie outbreak did happen, which it won't, I am pretty sure I would end up being a long-term survivor. Even if I was the first to die, that would be a pretty sweet way to go. How many people can say they were the FIRST person to die from a zombie attack, just one, and that is me :D

I have noticed a trend with Drew though, all of his visions coincide with movies and pop-culture. Which is funny. Here is the list that I know of.

He has an aphid in his head giving him orders, as in the movie Bug.

He believes in a multi-dimensional universe in the way of the show Sliders.

Angels talk to him at night, they have the voices of Ninja Turtles.

There will be a zombie outbreak on earth, countless movies tackle this issue.

Seems there are some I am missing here, but who knows. Drew is in my life now and about once a day I get a nice slice of humor thrown my way from his direction. It saddens me a bit to see him so far gone, but at the same time he would never feel bad for anyone else so nobody should really feel bad for him, mental disorder or not.

(Oh, and if you have sprint, I would love to forward that voicemail to you. :D )

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lol, OK, I will clarify some things. These are things you already know, but you are a stubborn old boy.

You of all people definitely know that creativity has more to it than meets the eye. Exactly what is the thing that inspires us to create? The answer is so simple and its been under our noses the whole time. Deep within the subconsious realms, there is a big picture. Each of our bodies has access to a very small part of that massive picture. We spend our lives trying to physically manifest the part of the picture that we see. If you combine the artistic expression of every person and creature on earth, you would have a very beautiful physical manifestation of the entire picture.

Let that rattle around in your head for a while. Or not. I don't care.

...zombie boy.
Some christians would say that all good thoughts and inventions are gifts from god. This eliminates free will entirely as our thoughts are no longer our own.

This seems to be the new theory you have latched onto and that sucks.

I go by the theory that conciousness creates reality and we shape the big picture by thinking for ourselves rather than being mindless peons who rely on imaginary friends for guidance.


This is pretty much the same reaction I had when I got that voicemail this morning :P
You, on the other hand, are a bad person and you are in for an even worse fate than Ian. Good luck with that.
i admire your boldness.
i would say more, but i lack the gift.
Not sure how bold that was, I just found it entertaining and was tired of acting like he didn't exist even though he pops into my life at least once a day.

Some bonds just never die I suppose.
Pathetically, he also expects us to support his new lifestyle. I recieved a text message from him a little while back, asking for money. AFTER I said I was through with his shenanigans.

Very, very bold. And very sad.
The future belongs to those of us still willing to get our hands dirty.
Haha. Meaning, "The future according to Drew."

Whatever.
I got the same message, so did my roommate who knew him for like a week.

I think he mass sent it.
sigh
I suppose I will take this opportunity to apologize for being such a dick to you before.

Peace out.
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Nice :D

Funny how you just mention a person who does not deserve any attention and my comments blow up :P